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Reasons for the Website
One day I was on the internet visiting a website and I said Hey I can do this. Later I got news that a friend of mine had a website. It was quite funny to. It was dumbbaby.com, hey maybe you've been their. Last time I checked it was a porn site. My friend it turns out forgot to register the papers to have that address or something and the porn industry pounced at the chance to get that name. Curse those porn makers, always takeing the good web addresses curse them with the fury of a thousand suns. Anyways I was inspired to make my own webpage were my opinions would be heard. Except when I tried to make a webpage it turned out to be to complicated, and hard. Being the lazy person I am I found somebody else to do a website for me. He was going to do all work designing the site and I would write funny stuff for it. This site was called condors.topcities.com. All was well for a while untill the website shut down for unknown reasons, and my friend turned out to be as lazy as me and refused to fix it. So this is my own website, and what a glorious site it shall become. Hopefully as big as pizzahut.com, or maybe evan bigger

Vital Stats
First Name: Matt

Last Name: Latterman

Age: 18

Location:Michigan

Number of Fingers:10

Pairs of Shoes owned:3

Show Size: 11.5

Favorite T.V. Show: The Simpsons

Favorite color: Blue

Favorite Great Lake: Michigan

Favorite Band: Alice Cooper

Favorite Ocean Mammel: Dolphin

Least Favorite Ocean Mammel: Manatee